Alice In Wonderland
Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Helen Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway & Alan Rickman.
[2010]
A film by Tim Burton.
Disney's wonderful adventure to Wonderland. Now, listen up gentlemen.. and ladies, the only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe it is possible. Yes, that kind of thinking could ruin you. But guess what, you're mad, bonkers, off your head. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
This tale is about many things, but mainly, it's about a girl. I'd know that tangled mess of hair anywhere. Is it Alice? Alice Kingsleigh to be precise. Whether she is the Alice, or the wrong Alice we do not know. If she was, she might be. If she isn't, she ain't. But if she were so, she would be. But she isn't nohow. It's absolutely Alice! You're absolutely Alice! I'd know you anywhere. I'd know him anywhere! ;) ..uh, I mean her. ;) Almost Alice, Absolutely Alice.
I've been considering things that begin with the letter "M". ..Moron, mutiny, murder, mmmalice.
What's that? "We're looking for an "A" word now. Where is Alice?"
Who, that wee little boy? I wouldn't know.
What if I take off your head? Will you know then?
Hmm.. probably not. ;)I like you, Um. I like largeness. <3
A quick side note - you're all mad. Thanks very much ;)
Well, off with his head! Oops. I meant.. on with the tale.
In the land of Wonderland. There's many ways to travel. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat.
I travelled by hat. It truly is the absolute best way to travel. During my time in Wonderland, I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice. I can quite certainly tell you, I am not Alice.
I tell you what though, the Hatter did say something rather, mad, to me. He told me that I was not the same as before. That I was much more muchier. That I had lost my muchness. I disagree.
Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Yes, all before breakfast. That is an excellent practice. However, just at the moment, you really might want to focus on the Jabberwocky.. behind you, right there. I'm absolutely kidding.
Six impossible things.
One, there's a potion that can make you shrink.
Two, and a cake that can make you grow.
Three, animals can talk.
Four, cats can disappear.
Five, there's a place called Wonderland, or as others call it, Underland.
Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.
If you haven't seen Tim Burton's 2010 version of Alice in Wonderland, you're certainly missing out! Wonderland has come alive! And you're invited! It's truly amazing!
Now, don't be late for tea.
The Hatter doesn't like it when you're late.
The end.
Yours truly,
B
Videotape.
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